THE 3 GEEKS

CONSERVATIVE’S MAILBOX

 SUBMITTED BY: G-ADAMS

MOTHER TO BE AWARD WINNER

RODEO CHAMPION

CAN COLD WATER CLEAN DISHES?

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan

After spending a great evening chatting the night away,

the next morning John’s grandfather prepared

breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,

and questioned his grandfather asking,

‘Are these plates clean?’

His grandfather replied,

‘They’re as clean as cold water can get em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!’

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates,

as his appeared to have tiny specks around

the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

‘Are you sure these plates are clean?’

Without looking up the old man said,

‘I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as

clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you

fret, I don’t want to hear another word about it!’

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town

and as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog

started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass.

John yelled and said,
‘Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car’.

Without diverting his attention from the football game

he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!

‘Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!’

Meet Coldwater !

  

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YOUR HOLDING UP THE LINE

EVER SEE A BEE PEEING?

  A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.The bee said, ‘What seems to be the problem?’

‘I’m out of gas,’ the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

 ‘Try it now,’ said one bee.The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. ‘Wow!’ the man exclaimed, ‘what did you put in my gas tank’?

The bee answered, 

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